i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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