that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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