No awkward lesbian experiences without me
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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