i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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