Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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