Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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