Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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