Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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