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i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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