adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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