Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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