babies were throwing up all over the place
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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