she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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