I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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