i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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