white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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