I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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