Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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