there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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