Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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