just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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