guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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