Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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