I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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