Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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