let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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