just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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