Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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