You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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