Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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