so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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