STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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