Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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