She announced her abortion via fbk
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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