Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
