Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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