We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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