I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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