found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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