We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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