Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Randomize
