Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
you would pick up someone in the library
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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