so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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