he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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