Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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