JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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