You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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