I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i came on her dog
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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