so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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