omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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