Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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