I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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