She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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