margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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