We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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