grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
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